Population | 21.279 billion |
Capital | The Holy Imperial Patriarchate of Dazpol |
Leader | The Holy Supreme Patriarch of Dazpolia |
Faith | Salvific Dazpolian Orthodox Catholicism |
Currency | Salvific and Holy Dazpolian Indulgence |
Animal | Most Noble Dazpolian Saltwater Crocodile |
The Supreme Holy Imperial See of Dazpolia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Holy Supreme Patriarch of Dazpolia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, enforced nudity, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.279 billion Most Humble and Pious Dazpolians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Spirituality, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy Imperial Patriarchate of Dazpol. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Most Humble and Pious Dazpolian economy, worth a remarkable 7,183 trillion Salvific and Holy Dazpolian Indulgences a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 337,571 Salvific and Holy Dazpolian Indulgences, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Most Noble Dazpolian Saltwater Crocodileball fields, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and where there's smoke there's the Most Humble and Pious Dazpolian Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dazpolia's national animal is the Most Noble Dazpolian Saltwater Crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Salvific Dazpolian Orthodox Catholicism.
Dazpolia is ranked 344,374th in the world and 16,450th in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 0.12 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Dazpolia, where there's smoke there's the Most Humble and Pious Dazpolian Forestry Department.
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Dazpolia, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
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Dazpolia, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
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Dazpolia, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Most Noble Dazpolian Saltwater Crocodileball fields.
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Dazpolia, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in The Holy Imperial Patriarchate of Dazpol.
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Dazpolia's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
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Dazpolia, commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns.
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Dazpolia, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
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Dazpolia, sociologists ponder how baby-napped ethnic minority 'runaways' could have gone so bad so soon.
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Dazpolia, military spending is on the increase.