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Most Advanced Public Transport: 176thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 193rdMost Devout: 209th
The Supreme Holy Imperial See of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We lead the weak towards eternal victory.
The Holy Supreme Patriarch of Dazpolia
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Dazpolia

Population21.279 billion

CapitalThe Holy Imperial Patriarchate of Dazpol
LeaderThe Holy Supreme Patriarch of Dazpolia
FaithSalvific Dazpolian Orthodox Catholicism

CurrencySalvific and Holy Dazpolian Indulgence
AnimalMost Noble Dazpolian Saltwater Crocodile

The Supreme Holy Imperial See of Dazpolia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Holy Supreme Patriarch of Dazpolia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, enforced nudity, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.279 billion Most Humble and Pious Dazpolians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Spirituality, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy Imperial Patriarchate of Dazpol. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Most Humble and Pious Dazpolian economy, worth a remarkable 7,183 trillion Salvific and Holy Dazpolian Indulgences a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 337,571 Salvific and Holy Dazpolian Indulgences, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Most Noble Dazpolian Saltwater Crocodileball fields, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and where there's smoke there's the Most Humble and Pious Dazpolian Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dazpolia's national animal is the Most Noble Dazpolian Saltwater Crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Salvific Dazpolian Orthodox Catholicism.

Dazpolia is ranked 344,374th in the world and 16,450th in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 0.12 average smiles per day.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 176thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 193rdMost Devout: 209thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 281stHighest Average Tax Rates: 343rdLargest Governments: 415thLowest Crime Rates: 417thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 500thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 634thMost Developed: 801stLongest Average Lifespans: 821stMost Corrupt Governments: 864thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,016thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,070thBest Weather: 1,109thMost Patriotic: 1,150thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,237thHealthiest Citizens: 1,255thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,517thHighest Economic Output: 1,882ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,961stHighest Average Incomes: 2,083rdLargest Black Market: 2,258thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,371stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,451stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,075thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 4,050thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,918thMost Conservative: 5,507thNudest: 5,521stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,220thSmartest Citizens: 6,520thMost Authoritarian: 6,676thMost Cultured: 9,530thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,090thLargest Populations: 16,684thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 20,446thLargest Agricultural Sector: 27,761stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28,261stMost Extreme: 32,847th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionMost Patriotic: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 36th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 41st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 43rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 50th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 76th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 84th in the regionLargest Black Market: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 141st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 156th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 162nd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 185th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 214th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 235th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 279th in the regionNudest: 288th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 304th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 348th in the regionMost Extreme: 381st in the regionLargest Populations: 383rd in the regionMost Cultured: 507th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,034th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,086th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,445th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,624th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dazpolia, where there's smoke there's the Most Humble and Pious Dazpolian Forestry Department.
  • : Following new legislation in Dazpolia, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Dazpolia, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
  • : Following new legislation in Dazpolia, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Most Noble Dazpolian Saltwater Crocodileball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in Dazpolia, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in The Holy Imperial Patriarchate of Dazpol.
  • : Dazpolia's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Dazpolia, commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns.
  • : Following new legislation in Dazpolia, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Dazpolia, sociologists ponder how baby-napped ethnic minority 'runaways' could have gone so bad so soon.
  • : Following new legislation in Dazpolia, military spending is on the increase.

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