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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,079thMost Pacifist: 8,255thSafest: 8,569th
The Rogue Nation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
From Many, One
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Superb

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Dayelleks

Population244 million

Currencylira
Animalpanther

The Rogue Nation of Dayelleks is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 244 million Dayelleksians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Dayelleksian economy, worth 11.2 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 45,808 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dayelleks's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dayelleks is ranked 204,410th in the world and 18th in Soviet Democracy for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 46.97 Whatever.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,079thMost Pacifist: 8,255thSafest: 8,569thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,384thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,217thMost Income Equality: 11,849thNicest Citizens: 12,302ndTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,559thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,277thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,797thMost Inclusive: 20,516thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,995thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,295th
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dayelleks, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.
  • : Following new legislation in Dayelleks, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Dayelleks, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
  • : Following new legislation in Dayelleks, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Dayelleks, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Dayelleks, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
  • : Following new legislation in Dayelleks, posters on 'Dayelleksian Values' advise against being proud of Dayelleks.
  • : Following new legislation in Dayelleks, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Dayelleks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Dayelleks, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.

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