The Dark Apprentice Empire of Darth Whiskany is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.426 billion Darth Whiskanyians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The very strong Darth Whiskanyian economy, worth 395 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 72,900 Imperial Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,774 per year while the poor average 16,611, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, Darth Whiskany has designated Darth Whiskany City as its capital city, and Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Darth Whiskany's national animal is the Rancor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Darth Whiskany is ranked 234,581^st in the world and 18^th in United Confederation of Planets for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.96 law-abiding acts per hour.