The Theocracy of Darnuria is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, avowedly heterosexual populace, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 483 million Darnurians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Defense and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint-Kolorne. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Darnurian economy, worth 17.3 trillion Kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,861 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home, and the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Leader For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Leader's supporters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darnuria's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Darnuria is ranked 289,422^nd in the world and 152^nd in Declansburg for Largest Black Market, with 25.3 billion Standard Monetary Units.