Population | 10.661 billion |
Currency | baht |
Animal | elephant |
The Republic of Daniels Card Farm 4 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.661 billion Daniels Card Farm 4ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Daniels Card Farm 4ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,026 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,039 baht, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
Every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daniels Card Farm 4's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Daniels Card Farm 4 is ranked 55,196th in the world and 13th in New Bilderberg Group for Most Stationary, with 796.22940013508 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Daniels Card Farm 4, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Daniels Card Farm 4, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Daniels Card Farm 4, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
- : Following new legislation in Daniels Card Farm 4, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
- : Following new legislation in Daniels Card Farm 4, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet.
- : Daniels Card Farm 4's influence in New Bilderberg Group fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
- : Daniels Card Farm 4's influence in New Bilderberg Group fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
- : Daniels Card Farm 4's influence in New Bilderberg Group rose from "Vassal" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Following new legislation in Daniels Card Farm 4, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
- : Following new legislation in Daniels Card Farm 4, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.