The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HIM Opulentus I with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 41.501 billion Daedra1ans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opulentia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Daedra1an economy, worth an astonishing 42,849 trillion Expected Returns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,032,483 Expected Returns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 9,631,664 per year while the poor average 9,784, a ratio of 984 to 1.

Deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Daedra1a, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Daedra1a's national animal is the Risk-free Assets, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Efficient Frontier.

Daedra1a is ranked 339,268^th in the world and 1^st in Daedra1a Zombie Fort for Most Pacifist, with 1.14 cheeks turned per day.