Population | 2.502 billion |
Currency | Kkorea |
Animal | Me |
The Republic of Da 5 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.502 billion Da 5ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Da 5ian economy, worth 252 trillion Kkoreas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,919 Kkoreas , and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and billions of Kkoreas are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Da 5's national animal is the Me, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Da 5 is ranked 223,054th in the world and 1,028th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Da 5, billions of Kkoreas are being blown on orbital weapons development.
- : Following new legislation in Da 5, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Da 5, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
- : Following new legislation in Da 5, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning.
- : Da 5 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Da 5, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
- : Following new legislation in Da 5, Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
- : Following new legislation in Da 5, Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
- : Following new legislation in Da 5, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
- : Da 5 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".