Population | 13.167 billion |
Capital | Mecca |
Leader | Linda Blair |
Faith | Catholic Islam |
Currency | Bank |
Animal | Cheetah |
The Excited About What's Next of D099 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Linda Blair with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, vat-grown people, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.167 billion Exorcists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mecca. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Demon Free economy, worth a remarkable 1,503 trillion Banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,173 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
A historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. D099's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic Islam.
D099 is ranked 321,501st in the world and 41st in Windows for Nicest Citizens, with 0.55 average smiles per day.
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