The Kozáctví of Czechostan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.956 billion Czechostani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slajvekin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechostani economy, worth a remarkable 9,033 trillion cegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 377,078 cegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and no one is quite sure what many government officials look like. Crime is totally unknown. Czechostan's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Czechostan is ranked 507^th in the world and 1^st in Absurdistan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 196.55 law-abiding acts per hour.