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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,425thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,789thMost Secular: 3,172nd
The Imperium of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Vis Unita Fortior
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Cycoldia

Population7.677 billion

CapitalEmpreton
LeaderChristina I II
FaithSecularism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Imperium of Cycoldia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Christina I II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, triple-decker prams, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.677 billion Cycoldians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Empreton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cycoldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,153 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,268 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, Harry Potter books are banned, and schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cycoldia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Cycoldia is ranked 160,305th in the world and 2nd in Realms of Taron for Most Stationary, with 125.0687741226 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,425thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,789thTop
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Most Secular: 3,172ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,083rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,364thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,609thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,711thLowest Crime Rates: 8,535thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,768thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,041stLargest Black Market: 9,526thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,818thMost Authoritarian: 11,123rdMost Patriotic: 11,143rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,501stMost Conservative: 11,533rdLargest Governments: 11,533rdLongest Average Lifespans: 11,538thBest Weather: 13,090thHealthiest Citizens: 13,536thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,688thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,716thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,551stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,734thMost Developed: 19,563rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,655thSmartest Citizens: 20,345thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,376thHighest Average Incomes: 22,120thHighest Economic Output: 24,944th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cycoldia, schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit.
  • : Following new legislation in Cycoldia, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Cycoldia, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
  • : Cycoldia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Cycoldia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Cycoldia, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
  • : Following new legislation in Cycoldia, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Cycoldia, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
  • : Following new legislation in Cycoldia, unfit police officers collapse while trying to capture unusually athletic criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Cycoldia, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.

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