Population | 31.27 billion |
Capital | Dutote |
Leader | Big Money |
Faith | Worship of Money |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Rabbit-Tev |
The People's Republic of Cutote is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Money with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.27 billion Cutoters are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutote. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Cutoter economy, worth an astonishing 29,583 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 946,069 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,862,710 per year while the poor average 8,494, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.
Gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cutote's national animal is the Rabbit-Tev, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.
Cutote is ranked 783rd in the world and 2nd in Pontbridge Islands for Most Stationary, with 4,984.70514312 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cutote, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space.
- : Following new legislation in Cutote, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
- : Following new legislation in Cutote, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
- : Following new legislation in Cutote, gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches.
- : Following new legislation in Cutote, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
- : Following new legislation in Cutote, Big Money has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity.
- : Following new legislation in Cutote, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
- : Following new legislation in Cutote, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
- : Following new legislation in Cutote, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews.
- : Following new legislation in Cutote, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.