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Most Pacifist: 864thLowest Crime Rates: 1,110thMost Developed: 1,133rd
The Panda Republic Xiongmaitien of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
上帝、熊猫、民主、团结、骄傲
Influence
Hermit
Supreme Head of State
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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CUTE PANDASSSSSSSSSSSS

Population10.219 billion

CapitalChengdu-Linzhu
LeaderPanda Xìng Yùn Xīng
FaithPanda Confucianism

CurrencyPanda Yuan
AnimalGiant Panda

The Panda Republic Xiongmaitien of CUTE PANDASSSSSSSSSSSS is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Panda Xìng Yùn Xīng with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.219 billion Pandas love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chengdu-Linzhu. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Panda economy, worth a remarkable 2,095 trillion Panda Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 205,091 Panda Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, Pandas suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, and Pandas refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CUTE PANDASSSSSSSSSSSS's national animal is the Giant Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Panda Confucianism.

CUTE PANDASSSSSSSSSSSS is ranked 88,570th in the world and 1st in Panda Land for Most Stationary, with 514.24878199168 days.

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Most Pacifist: 864thLowest Crime Rates: 1,110thMost Developed: 1,133rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,225thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,250thHealthiest Citizens: 1,267thNicest Citizens: 1,435thBest Weather: 1,480thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,568thSafest: 1,657thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,769thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,917thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,973rdMost Inclusive: 2,278thLargest Governments: 2,338thMost Income Equality: 2,549thHighest Food Quality: 2,550thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,582ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,660thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,734thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,819thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,902ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,205thMost Efficient Economies: 3,724thSmartest Citizens: 3,758thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,047thMost Cultured: 5,061stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,354thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,745thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,944thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,453rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,737thHighest Average Incomes: 9,449thMost Secular: 9,876thHighest Economic Output: 11,604thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,014thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,292ndMost Patriotic: 26,030th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in CUTE PANDASSSSSSSSSSSS, Pandas refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
  • : Following new legislation in CUTE PANDASSSSSSSSSSSS, Pandas suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
  • : Following new legislation in CUTE PANDASSSSSSSSSSSS, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
  • : Following new legislation in CUTE PANDASSSSSSSSSSSS, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : CUTE PANDASSSSSSSSSSSS was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in CUTE PANDASSSSSSSSSSSS, camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice'.
  • : Following new legislation in CUTE PANDASSSSSSSSSSSS, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in CUTE PANDASSSSSSSSSSSS, Panda Xìng Yùn Xīng can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
  • : Following new legislation in CUTE PANDASSSSSSSSSSSS, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol.
  • : Following new legislation in CUTE PANDASSSSSSSSSSSS, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.

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