The Republic of Curative Agent 93 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.404 billion Curative Agent 93ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 26.8%.
The strong Curative Agent 93ian economy, worth 78.4 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 55,849 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Curative Agent 93's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Curative Agent 93 is ranked 136,938th in the world and 100th in Blue Chevron for Most Patriotic, with 13.99 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Curative Agent 93, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
- : Following new legislation in Curative Agent 93, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Curative Agent 93, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
- : Following new legislation in Curative Agent 93, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered.
- : Following new legislation in Curative Agent 93, several inches are being added to first class seating.
- : Following new legislation in Curative Agent 93, army rations are served on silver platters.
- : Following new legislation in Curative Agent 93, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
- : Following new legislation in Curative Agent 93, sex changes are routinely performed at Curative Agent 93's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Curative Agent 93, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
- : Following new legislation in Curative Agent 93, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
