The Kingdom of Cunaris is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King John II with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 13.938 billion Cunarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aetoria. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cunarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,017 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 144,740 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, pranking is an art form, and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cunaris's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Northern Pantheon.

Cunaris is ranked 28,634^th in the world and 66^th in United Kingdom for Most Secular, with 36.98 Atheism Rate.