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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,723rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,964thBest Weather: 5,990th
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Cucumber Lands

Population3.427 billion

CapitalCucumbus City
LeaderThe Grand High Council
Faithall of them

CurrencyCucumber
AnimalCucumber

The Cucumber lordship of Cucumber Lands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Grand High Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 3.427 billion Cucumber Landsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cucumbus City. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cucumber Landsian economy, worth 339 trillion Cucumbers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,078 Cucumbers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cucumber Lands's national animal is the Cucumber, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is all of them.

Cucumber Lands is ranked 5,964th in the world and 4th in Alnobia for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 60.05 Whatever.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,723rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,964thBest Weather: 5,990thMost Pacifist: 7,156thSafest: 7,283rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,387thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,041stHealthiest Citizens: 9,339thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,864thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,760thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,895thMost Developed: 12,208thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,386thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,543rdMost Secular: 12,642ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,722ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,869thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,111thMost Inclusive: 13,413thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,112thNicest Citizens: 14,534thLowest Crime Rates: 16,086thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,359thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,580thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,656thMost Influential: 17,091stHighest Poor Incomes: 17,565thLargest Governments: 18,047thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,054thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,188thSmartest Citizens: 18,746thMost Efficient Economies: 22,923rd
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Most Average: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the region

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