The United Socialist States of Crysuko is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Distel Neos with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 25.92 billion Crysukons enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystin-Minokos. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The all-consuming Crysukon economy, worth a remarkable 3,029 trillion Cryzes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,879 Cryzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and the blind lead the blind in social welfare. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crysuko's national animal is the Domestic Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crysuko is ranked 5,383^rd in the world and 2^nd in The Almondrian Collective for Largest Governments, scoring 42.38 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.