Population | 19.798 billion |
Capital | The Museum |
Leader | The Great Cryptid |
Faith | Cryptozoology |
Currency | credulity |
Animal | modern mammoth |
The Taz riding a Mammoth of Cryptozoology is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Cryptid with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 19.798 billion Cryptozoologists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Museum. The average income tax rate is 14.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Cryptozoologist economy, worth a remarkable 1,323 trillion credulities a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 66,874 credulities, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The government funds large training centres to turn modern mammoths into functioning members of society, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cryptozoology's national animal is the modern mammoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cryptozoology.
Cryptozoology is ranked 124,326th in the world and 87th in Canada for Most Stationary, with 279.24039767492 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cryptozoology was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Cryptozoology altered its national flag.
- : Cryptozoology's influence in Canada rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Cryptozoology lodged a message on the Canada Regional Message Board.
- : Cryptozoology lodged a message on the Canada Regional Message Board.
- : Cryptozoology was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead.
- : Cryptozoology was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Free Land of Laughterandsunshine, curing 286 million infected.
- : Cryptozoology was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Free Land of Laughterandsunshine, curing 170 million infected.
- : Cryptozoology was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Free Land of Laughterandsunshine, curing 125 million infected.
- : Cryptozoology was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Free Land of Laughterandsunshine, curing 143 million infected.