The United Sovereign States of Crusadam is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Head Steward Louis George Hapsburg with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.465 billion Crusadamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crusadamian economy, worth 173 trillion Omniverse Bombs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,120 Omniverse Bombs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, and the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crusadam's national animal is the Omniverse Bomber, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is No offical-Majority Orthodox Catholic.

Crusadam is ranked 191,759^th in the world and 6,872^nd in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 47.8 Whatever.