by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,950thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,312thMost Influential: 15,634th
The Chipmunk Caliphate of
Left-wing Utopia
To infinity and beyond!
Officer of the World Assembly
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.508 billion

LeaderChip Crowley


The Chipmunk Caliphate of Crowheim is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Chip Crowley with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.508 billion Crowheimians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wreathen. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Crowheimian economy, worth 51.4 trillion presents a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,094 presents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed, fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals, Crowheimians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Wreathen for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown. Crowheim's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crowheim is ranked 185,592nd in the world and 5,834th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.81 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,950thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,312thTop
Most Influential: 15,634thMost Pacifist: 19,400thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,619thSafest: 22,651stNicest Citizens: 24,003rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 80th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 94th in the regionMost Influential: 278th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 387th in the regionNicest Citizens: 414th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 430th in the regionSafest: 471st in the regionMost Inclusive: 484th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 500th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 516th in the regionBest Weather: 650th in the region

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