Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon
Population | 1.606 billion |
Capital | Hong Kong |
Leader | Chairman Lang Lee |
Faith | Taoism |
Currency | Yuan |
Animal | Tiger Dragon |
The Nomadic Peoples of Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Lang Lee with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.606 billion Hongkongers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hong Kong. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Hongkonger economy, worth 178 trillion Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 110,850 Yuan, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 510,266 per year while the poor average 14,583, a ratio of 35.0 to 1.
Women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, and theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good. Crime is a problem. Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon's national animal is the Tiger Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Taoism.
Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon is ranked 309,236th in the world and 17th in Trading Cards for Most Pacifist, with 6.11 cheeks turned per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.
- : Following new legislation in Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
- : Following new legislation in Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon, heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now.
- : Following new legislation in Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
- : Following new legislation in Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon, CTAHD-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
- : Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
- : Following new legislation in Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money.
- : Following new legislation in Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon, property subletting is going underground.