The Oppressed Peoples of Crosbezia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dan le Gip with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.07 billion Crosbezians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Todd Mahal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Crosbezian economy, worth a remarkable 1,224 trillion Lucio Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 300,857 Lucio Coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

The term "Native Crosbezian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Crosbezia, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat, and promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crosbezia's national animal is the Cassidy Cassowary, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lifeweavers Abs.

Crosbezia is ranked 335,595^th in the world and 4,937^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring -21 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.