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Highest Drug Use: 594thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 766thHighest Crime Rates: 1,201st
The Devastation of
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Hit it With a Rock
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Shoeshiner
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Cro Magnon

Population22.148 billion

CapitalThe Fire Pit
Leadera council of Dons
FaithDarkesianism

Currencyshiny stone
AnimalWoolly Mammoth

The Devastation of Cro Magnon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a council of Dons with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.148 billion Cro Mags live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Healthcare, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Fire Pit. The average income tax rate is 3.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cro Magnon economy, worth a remarkable 1,880 trillion shiny stones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 84,922 shiny stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay, the government is avowedly secular, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and a popular Cro Magnon saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cro Magnon's national animal is the Woolly Mammoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Darkesianism.

Cro Magnon is ranked 152,987th in the world and 1,032nd in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 149.2536891998 days.

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Highest Drug Use: 594thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 766thHighest Crime Rates: 1,201stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,280thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,226thMost Avoided: 2,246thFattest Citizens: 2,266thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,466thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,962ndTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,108thMost Armed: 3,471stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,782ndRudest Citizens: 6,787thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,059thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,844thLargest Retail Industry: 12,845thLargest Populations: 12,938thMost Influential: 13,357thHighest Economic Output: 13,499thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 17,726thNudest: 18,825thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,174th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 16th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 31st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 34th in the regionMost Armed: 36th in the regionMost Avoided: 37th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 38th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 62nd in the regionLargest Populations: 89th in the regionRudest Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 102nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 110th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 140th in the regionNudest: 146th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 147th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 161st in the regionMost Politically Free: 164th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 177th in the regionLargest Black Market: 186th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 315th in the region

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