The Republic of Crimson Shadow Armor Ninja is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and national health service. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.62 billion Crimson Shadow Armor Ninjans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Crimson Shadow Armor Ninjan economy, worth 707 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,955 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

High school bands practice by moonlight, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, and APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crimson Shadow Armor Ninja's national animal is the Kuriboh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crimson Shadow Armor Ninja is ranked 328,987^th in the world and 4,884^th in Suspicious for Most Cultured, scoring 43 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.