The Federal Republic of Crimean is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the Crimean People's Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.794 billion Crimeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sevastopol. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crimean economy, worth 301 trillion Vyrnias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,145 Vyrnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's been a banner year for local vexillology, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, the staffroom being an "icky" colour is a perfectly acceptable reason to not accept a job, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crimean's national animal is the racehorse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crimean is ranked 23,023^rd in the world and 1^st in Crimean Frontier for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 7,889.79 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.