The Empire of Creepy0 is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 324 million Creepy0ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of skeleton city. The average income tax rate is 60.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Creepy0ian economy, worth 22.7 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,146 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", criminals are really screwed, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, and the once prosperous capital is in utter decline. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creepy0's national animal is the skeletons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Creepy0 is ranked 132,704^th in the world and 196^th in United Kingdom for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,761.3 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.