The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 44.031 billion Crazed monkiesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 19,151 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 434,963 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 312,960^th in the world and 5,127^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -17.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.