The Socialist Union of Crawlaysia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Sparratus Spidorus with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 14.398 billion Crawlaysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Webica. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crawlaysian economy, worth a remarkable 2,142 trillion Bit-Crens a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,832 Bit-Crens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

People can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks, citizens must pay to enjoy Crawlaysia's pristine beaches, corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crawlaysia's national animal is the Crawlaysian Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kora.

Crawlaysia is ranked 29,192^nd in the world and 35^th in Forest for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 7,081.6 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.