The Dominion of Crackerish Giveaway Beggar is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.675 billion Crackerish Giveaway Beggarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.4%.

The powerhouse Crackerish Giveaway Beggarian economy, worth 249 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,239 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 332,383 per year while the poor average 18,812, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crackerish Giveaway Beggar's national animal is the card beggar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crackerish Giveaway Beggar is ranked 61,965^th in the world and 6^th in Trading Cards for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,956.89 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.