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Safest: 968thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,141stMost Pacifist: 1,152nd
The Socialistiska Folkrepublik of
Left-wing Utopia
For The Goals, The People, and The Prosperity Of CPSU
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

CPSU

Population26.034 billion

CapitalConstantinople
LeaderErnst Thalmann
FaithAthiesm

CurrencyKroner
AnimalTribble

The Socialistiska Folkrepublik of CPSU is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ernst Thalmann with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 26.034 billion Cseepians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Cseepian economy, worth a remarkable 2,349 trillion Kroners a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 90,257 Kroners, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CPSU's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athiesm.

CPSU is ranked 155,660th in the world and 30th in Tarkin for Most Stationary, with 142.0737632394 days.

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Safest: 968thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,141stMost Pacifist: 1,152ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,188thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,510thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,673rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,719thLargest Governments: 1,791stBest Weather: 1,879thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,207thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,471stTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,980thSmartest Citizens: 3,556thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,574thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,599thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,287thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,904thHighest Food Quality: 4,945thNicest Citizens: 5,190thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,206thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,516thMost Inclusive: 5,614thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,150thLargest Populations: 7,003rdMost Cultured: 7,032ndHighest Economic Output: 9,934thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,351stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,938thMost Secular: 12,034thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,175thNudest: 18,610thMost Income Equality: 27,206thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,456th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CPSU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : CPSU's influence in Tarkin rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : CPSU changed its national nation type to "Socialistiska Folkrepublik".
  • : CPSU's influence in Tarkin rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : CPSU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : CPSU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : CPSU's influence in Tarkin rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : CPSU lodged a message on the Tarkin Regional Message Board.
  • : CPSU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : CPSU's influence in Tarkin rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".

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