Population | 26.034 billion |
Capital | Constantinople |
Leader | Ernst Thalmann |
Faith | Athiesm |
Currency | Kroner |
Animal | Tribble |
The Socialistiska Folkrepublik of CPSU is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ernst Thalmann with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 26.034 billion Cseepians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but underdeveloped Cseepian economy, worth a remarkable 2,349 trillion Kroners a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 90,257 Kroners, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CPSU's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athiesm.
CPSU is ranked 155,660th in the world and 30th in Tarkin for Most Stationary, with 142.0737632394 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : CPSU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : CPSU's influence in Tarkin rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : CPSU changed its national nation type to "Socialistiska Folkrepublik".
- : CPSU's influence in Tarkin rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : CPSU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : CPSU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : CPSU's influence in Tarkin rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : CPSU lodged a message on the Tarkin Regional Message Board.
- : CPSU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : CPSU's influence in Tarkin rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".