The Imperial Union of Cozio is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Stokkeisarin Ūlisalkhi Sumū with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.408 billion Cozioans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsuomakt. The average income tax rate is 85.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cozioan economy, worth a remarkable 1,361 trillion Cozioan Kruunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 183,762 Cozioan Kruunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Stokkeisarin Ūlisalkhi Sumū can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, and APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cozio's national animal is the Fersk Fisk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Khaivus and Impaalvusta.

Cozio is ranked 30,557^th in the world and 564^th in the Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 860.08 pounds of wildlife per square mile.