The Republic of Costa Primera is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Benito Buné with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.3 billion Costa Primerans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Primavera. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Costa Primeran economy, worth 127 trillion primecós a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,269 primecós, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Costa Primeran lands, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, and most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Costa Primera's national animal is the quetzal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Costa Primera is ranked 273,675^th in the world and 1,026^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -167.8 on the Scary Big Number Scale.