Population | 31.144 billion |
Capital | Mogo |
Leader | Marcus Voln |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | boba ring |
Animal | ion |
The Empire of Corp Nations is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marcus Voln with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.144 billion Lanterns have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogo. The average income tax rate is 3.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Corp Nationsian economy, worth an astonishing 10,086 trillion boba rings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 323,862 boba rings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Home renovation projects take decades to complete, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Mogo Times is sold out, the big red machine has ground to a halt, and students in Corp Nations's schools rarely attend their classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corp Nations's national animal is the ion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Corp Nations is ranked 340,979th in the world and 7th in The Pleiades for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.27 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Corp Nations, students in Corp Nations's schools rarely attend their classes.
- : Following new legislation in Corp Nations, the big red machine has ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Corp Nations, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Mogo Times is sold out.
- : Following new legislation in Corp Nations, home renovation projects take decades to complete.
- : Following new legislation in Corp Nations, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
- : Following new legislation in Corp Nations, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
- : Following new legislation in Corp Nations, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
- : Following new legislation in Corp Nations, too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth.
- : Corp Nations was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Corp Nations, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.