Population | 5.105 billion |
Capital | Racoom City |
Leader | John Cooomer |
Faith | OnlyFans |
Currency | Soggy Sock |
Animal | Racoom |
The Corporation's Haven of Cooomer is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by John Cooomer with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, rampant corporate plagiarism, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.105 billion Cooomers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Defense and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Racoom City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Cooomer economy, worth a remarkable 1,079 trillion Soggy Socks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 211,503 Soggy Socks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,931,478 per year while the poor average 2,545, a ratio of 758 to 1.
Becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, and the nation is going green. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cooomer's national animal is the Racoom, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is OnlyFans.
Cooomer is ranked 170,129th in the world and 2nd in United Central States for Most Stationary, with 100.7763591142 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cooomer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Cooomer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Cooomer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Cooomer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Cooomer's influence in United Central States rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
- : Cooomer's influence in United Central States rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
- : Cooomer's influence in United Central States rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
- : Cooomer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Cooomer resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Cooomer's influence in United Central States rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".