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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 373rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 749thMost Armed: 962nd
The Corporation's Haven of
Capitalist Paradise
Money CAN buy you happiness.
John Cooomer
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Cooomer

Population5.105 billion

CapitalRacoom City
LeaderJohn Cooomer
FaithOnlyFans

CurrencySoggy Sock
AnimalRacoom

The Corporation's Haven of Cooomer is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by John Cooomer with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, rampant corporate plagiarism, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.105 billion Cooomers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Defense and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Racoom City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cooomer economy, worth a remarkable 1,079 trillion Soggy Socks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 211,503 Soggy Socks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,931,478 per year while the poor average 2,545, a ratio of 758 to 1.

Becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, and the nation is going green. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cooomer's national animal is the Racoom, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is OnlyFans.

Cooomer is ranked 170,129th in the world and 2nd in United Central States for Most Stationary, with 100.7763591142 days.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 373rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 749thMost Armed: 962ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,000thFattest Citizens: 1,171stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,212thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,331stHighest Crime Rates: 1,381stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,385thRudest Citizens: 1,462ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,543rdMost Pro-Market: 1,566thMost Avoided: 1,605thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,999thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,336thLargest Retail Industry: 2,667thTop
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 4,701stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,184thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,854thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,858thHighest Average Incomes: 8,615thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,814thLargest Mining Sector: 9,889thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,483rdMost Corrupt Governments: 13,432ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,521stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,377thTop
10%
Largest Insurance Industry: 15,134thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,518thMost Secular: 21,146thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,063rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26,871stHighest Economic Output: 27,253rdSmartest Citizens: 28,732nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cooomer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Cooomer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Cooomer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Cooomer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Cooomer's influence in United Central States rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : Cooomer's influence in United Central States rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Cooomer's influence in United Central States rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Cooomer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Cooomer resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Cooomer's influence in United Central States rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".

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