by Max Barry

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,243rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,257thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,313th
The Gayboys of
Right-wing Utopia
Coom and take it
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.143 billion

Currencycoom bucks

The Gayboys of Cooming is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.143 billion Coomingians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Coomingian economy, worth 204 trillion coom bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 179,155 coom bucks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,319,989 per year while the poor average 7,368, a ratio of 179 to 1.

Kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cooming's national animal is the Coomer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cooming is ranked 9,025th in the world and 375th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,960.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,243rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,257thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,313thTop
Most Influential: 3,245thNudest: 3,256thMost Armed: 3,260thRudest Citizens: 4,070thMost Avoided: 4,195thMost Secular: 5,242ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,768thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,256thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,285thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,465thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,106thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,771stLargest Retail Industry: 8,082ndLargest Insurance Industry: 9,025thHighest Average Incomes: 9,088thLargest Black Market: 10,489thMost Efficient Economies: 10,842ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,791stHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,287thMost Developed: 16,421stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,862ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,676thSmartest Citizens: 18,008thLargest Governments: 19,871stLargest Welfare Programs: 20,148thMost Inclusive: 21,378thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,524thLargest Mining Sector: 22,243rd
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 34th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 38th in the regionNudest: 99th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 121st in the regionMost Avoided: 139th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 215th in the regionRudest Citizens: 219th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 234th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 248th in the regionMost Secular: 291st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 373rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 374th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 375th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 407th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 425th in the regionLargest Black Market: 427th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 434th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 585th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 632nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 663rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 689th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 732nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 791st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 854th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 879th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 902nd in the regionMost Developed: 918th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 944th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 946th in the regionMost Influential: 955th in the regionLargest Governments: 975th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cooming was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Jaxikistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooming, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooming, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooming, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooming, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooming, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Cooming was endorsed by The Fеdеral Rеpublic of Seanat.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooming, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in Cooming, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Cooming was endorsed by The People's Republic of Capablanca.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 166 » Shibutani, Former English Colony, Votak Matim, El Fiji Grande, Koda-Land, Corfad, Ellbonnia, Orado, Crusadam, Zzozona, Hamerica, Republica Guilleana, Venicea, Dreadton, Selfgradatude, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Siwale, Territorio di Nessuno, Blyskalia, Aerilia, Hardscrabble, Lulubellia, Guer Aike, Empy, Kranostav, Yaorozu, The Tampa Bay Rays, The Rhein States, Navsland, Bankowiata, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ethnon, Pytong, Great Bights Mum, Port Naga, Kazoo Basin, Dar es Saalam, Maclare, Draconian Progression, Heilhum Imperius, North Bratislava, Kocherian, Seijitsu, Climeria, Notyoutopia, Interdimensional Zone, Nodnarb, New Lakemba, Sevinland, Newpromisedland, and 116 others.Cretox State, Kragsgale, Frances Francis the First of France, Pasargad, Slyakanya, Valentine Z, Sunto, Odelinor, Animu Place, Loutsland, 1 very fast endotarter, Sundred, Star Kingdom, Omnistria, Wineclaw, Holy Oranz, Hewani, Galbadiana, Darkmondoria, The Iron Lions, United Kahndaq, East Akra, Godwanna, Svenskskit, Yellops, The Pantheons, Bharathvarsh, Libertania Democratica, Strongwill, The Serdey Islands, His Enduring Majesty, Joodey, Illusia and Neverendia, Glurponia, Wisconsota, Andexia, RetroBeaners, Fauzjhia, Yokciq Empire, Xagill, Ravendi, Sikol, Nalver And, Pallaith, Xentherida, Maratabat, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Hyphen, Sil Dorsett, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Runeda, Patrician, Wilkshire, A Salmon Named Harold, Planes, Imperial Pieserged, The Endless Eventide, Madjack, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Seenvorland, Simone Republic, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, KhalChicken, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Colfes, McMasterdonia, Testnation223, Xipher, Moubarakistan, Chips and Guac, Barabolia, Vesteysia, Otakus and Weebs, Valgarda, Clan Spaniel, Beasluxia, Svenskan, Francois Isidore, Aoncarpa, Kromi, Free Salvation, Zemnaya Svoboda, Maott, Figyjharli, Dangine, Questann, Siforpeo, Lol2639, Travislavania, Shotokonia, Wapistan, Tyirza, Super Girl, BTProductions, Alexander the Magnus, Xyrron, Uzbek Khan, Aryan Homeland, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, New Celoveniortan, Viridiann, Religioncord, Defense For The World Assembly, Siberian Workforce, Centrialand, Tsandonown, The Calabash Protectorate, Britle, Capablanca, Seanat, and Jaxikistan.