The Gayboys of Cooming is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.143 billion Coomingians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Coomingian economy, worth 204 trillion coom bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 179,155 coom bucks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,319,989 per year while the poor average 7,368, a ratio of 179 to 1.

Kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cooming's national animal is the Coomer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cooming is ranked 9,025^th in the world and 375^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,960.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.