The Domain Expansion of Cools is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.182 billion Coolsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Infinite Void. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The very strong Coolsian economy, worth 94.9 trillion Cools a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 80,254 Cools, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,647 per year while the poor average 18,217, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

Foreign lack of enthusiasm for Coolsian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, superfoods are often seen as supervillains, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cools's national animal is the Silly Cats, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cools is ranked 76,124^th in the world and 3^rd in Cools Established Barrier for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,894.04 on the Hickory Productivity Index.