The Armed Republic of Coolidge Wisteria TNO is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 609 million Coolidge Wisterians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The thriving Coolidge Wisterian economy, worth 39.4 trillion Francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 64,657 Francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,868 per year while the poor average 13,188, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Coolidge Wisteria TNO's national animal is the Border Collie, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Coolidge Wisteria TNO is ranked 34,022^nd in the world and 1^st in MHBs TNO for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 60,907.71 Standard Monetary Units.