The Colony of Cool peopel is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 577 million Cool peopelians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cool peopelian economy, worth 60.7 trillion Cash cash monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 105,219 Cash cash monies, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cool peopel's national animal is the Dawg, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cool peopel is ranked 7,801^st in the world and 12^th in Federation of Martian Colonies for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 95,854.57 Standard Monetary Units.