Population | 4.394 billion |
Capital | Citadel City |
Leader | Johnson Eden |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | CSC |
Animal | Deathbot 3000 MKX |
The Capitalist Utopia of CONSUMEistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Johnson Eden with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.394 billion Consumeistanis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel City. The average income tax rate is 74.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Consumeistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,109 trillion CSCS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 252,465 CSCS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
The new Consumeistani-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Consumeistanis make research institutes rich, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CONSUMEistan's national animal is the Deathbot 3000 MKX, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.
CONSUMEistan is ranked 143,123rd in the world and 2,444th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 190.45107255568 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : CONSUMEistan lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : CONSUMEistan lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : CONSUMEistan lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : CONSUMEistan's influence in The North Pacific fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
- : CONSUMEistan lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : CONSUMEistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : CONSUMEistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : CONSUMEistan's influence in The North Pacific fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
- : CONSUMEistan lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : CONSUMEistan lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.