Population | 13.774 billion |
Capital | Rosilia |
Leader | Janet Schutzengel |
Faith | Sunlight Warriors |
Currency | Solidus |
Animal | Valkyrie |
The Republic of Constantinopolisia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Janet Schutzengel with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 13.774 billion Constantinopolisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosilia. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Constantinopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 5,140 trillion Soliduses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 373,226 Soliduses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, visiting the best Constantinopolisian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, and chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom. Crime is totally unknown. Constantinopolisia's national animal is the Valkyrie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunlight Warriors.
Constantinopolisia is ranked 169,819th in the world and 1,176th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 101.588650261 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
- : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, visiting the best Constantinopolisian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
- : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
- : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, Janet Schutzengel's office is running a trade deficit of midnight oil.
- : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
- : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven.
- : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
- : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.
- : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.