The Allied States of Conservative Nationals is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The quiet, industrious population of 1.451 billion Conservative Nationalsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 42.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Conservative Nationalsian economy, worth 50.5 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,792 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative Nationals's national animal is the kangaroo.

Conservative Nationals is ranked 168,992^nd in the world and 7^th in Lisseum for Most Armed, with 0.26 Weapons Per Person.