The Shredded Paper Pieces of Confetti is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 871 million Confetti Enjoyers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Massive Pile of Confetti. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The very strong Enjoying Confetti economy, worth 46.5 trillion Confetti pieceses a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 53,332 Confetti pieceses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,087 per year while the poor average 7,997, a ratio of 28.5 to 1.

People boast about their low income on their dating profiles, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, commemoration of the Great Flimsily Constructed Cardboard Box War costs almost as much as the war itself, and candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Confetti's national animal is the Confetti.

Confetti is ranked 270,226^th in the world and 41^st in Flimsily Constructed Cardboard Box for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.