The United Confederacies of Confederate-Amurica is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Nicholas Powell Pickett with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.922 billion Confederates are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Richmond. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The thriving Confederate economy, worth 135 trillion CS Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 70,492 CS Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 271,615 per year while the poor average 12,581, a ratio of 21.6 to 1.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Confederate-Amurica's national animal is the Cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Christianity.

Confederate-Amurica is ranked 128,250^th in the world and 24^th in Dixie for Rudest Citizens, with 47.55 Insults Per Minute.