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Highest Disposable Incomes: 5,789thHighest Economic Output: 7,260thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,924th
The Suvmian Puppet of
Corporate Police State
Unsterbliche Loyalität!
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Conalor

Population22.971 billion

CapitalAmsterdam
LeaderEdvvard Mann
FaithConfuscianism

CurrencyEuro
AnimalBear

The Suvmian Puppet of Conalor is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Edvvard Mann with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.971 billion Conolorians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amsterdam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.3%.

The all-consuming Conalorian economy, worth a remarkable 3,001 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 130,663 Euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 497,612 per year while the poor average 23,763, a ratio of 20.9 to 1.

Traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, chocolate in Conalor has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers, and only the wealthy vote. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Conalor's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Confuscianism.

Conalor is ranked 165,855th in the world and 41st in The Ascendancy Federation for Most Stationary, with 114.98331529952 days.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 5,789thHighest Economic Output: 7,260thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,924thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,947thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,210thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,258thLargest Populations: 11,396thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,128thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 15,981stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,065thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,460thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,407thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,749thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,183rdLargest Insurance Industry: 21,287thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,684thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,609thLargest Black Market: 24,732ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,005thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,221stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,394th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the region

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