Population | 22.971 billion |
Capital | Amsterdam |
Leader | Edvvard Mann |
Faith | Confuscianism |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Bear |
The Suvmian Puppet of Conalor is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Edvvard Mann with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.971 billion Conolorians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amsterdam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.3%.
The all-consuming Conalorian economy, worth a remarkable 3,001 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 130,663 Euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 497,612 per year while the poor average 23,763, a ratio of 20.9 to 1.
Traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, chocolate in Conalor has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers, and only the wealthy vote. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Conalor's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Confuscianism.
Conalor is ranked 165,855th in the world and 41st in The Ascendancy Federation for Most Stationary, with 114.98331529952 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Conalor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Conalor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Conalor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Conalor's influence in The Ascendancy Federation rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Conalor's influence in The Ascendancy Federation fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Conalor's influence in The Ascendancy Federation rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Conalor's influence in The Ascendancy Federation rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Conalor's influence in The Ascendancy Federation rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Conalor's influence in The Ascendancy Federation rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Conalor's influence in The Ascendancy Federation rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".