The My Ordinary State of Communist Pingu Realm is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Reimu Hakurei with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.837 billion Pingu's Communists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peacemillion. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Pingu's communist economy, worth a remarkable 1,202 trillion Stalinas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 248,699 Stalinas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Pingu Realm's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Xinto-Tao-Budismo.

Communist Pingu Realm is ranked 4,381^st in the world and 9^th in Flanelistan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 119.74 law-abiding acts per hour.