The ɔı̣ןqndǝꓤ pǝsɐꓭ of Communist Lukania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Rich with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.439 billion Lukanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hudson City. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lukanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,124 trillion hryvnias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 107,744 hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In court almost every witness is a hostile witness, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, and prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Lukania's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Any and all are accepted.

Communist Lukania is ranked 274,119^th in the world and 17^th in Liberty Democratic Alliance for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 15,622.98 Standard Monetary Units.