Population | 557 million |
Capital | Daphomir City |
Currency | luchien |
Animal | bear |
The National Commune of Communist Daphomir is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 557 million citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daphomir City. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but sluggish Daphomirian economy, worth 17.3 trillion luchiens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 31,138 luchiens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cars are banned, hotels often double as quarantine zones, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem, and strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Daphomir's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Communist Daphomir is ranked 25,831st in the world and 3rd in The Democratic Assembly for Most Secular, with 41.79 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Communist Daphomir's influence in The Democratic Assembly rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Communist Daphomir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality, Most Patriotic, and Most Primitive.
- : Communist Daphomir changed its national motto to "All traitors shall perish.".
- : Following new legislation in Communist Daphomir, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Daphomir, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Daphomir, hotels often double as quarantine zones.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Daphomir, cars are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Daphomir, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
- : Communist Daphomir's influence in The Democratic Assembly rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Communist Daphomir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.