Population | 13.509 billion |
Capital | Belle Haven |
Leader | Timothy Wentworth |
Faith | Calvinist Methodist Episcopal |
Currency | pound sterling |
Animal | Elk |
The Nation of Commonwealth of Baker Park is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Timothy Wentworth with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 13.509 billion Parkers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Haven. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Parker economy, worth a remarkable 1,811 trillion pound sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,094 pound sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Parker language, and vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Parker mussels the biggest in Arrosia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commonwealth of Baker Park's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Calvinist Methodist Episcopal.
Commonwealth of Baker Park is ranked 149,326th in the world and 22nd in Arrosia for Most Stationary, with 163.75952713828 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Commonwealth of Baker Park voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Commonwealth of Baker Park, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Parker mussels the biggest in Arrosia.
- : Following new legislation in Commonwealth of Baker Park, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Parker language.
- : Following new legislation in Commonwealth of Baker Park, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions.
- : Following new legislation in Commonwealth of Baker Park, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
- : Following new legislation in Commonwealth of Baker Park, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet.
- : Following new legislation in Commonwealth of Baker Park, Parker diplomacy is by the book.
- : Commonwealth of Baker Park was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Commonwealth of Baker Park voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
- : Following new legislation in Commonwealth of Baker Park, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.