The Despotic State of Comia Noracon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Overseer Amulius Flavus with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.239 billion Comia Noraconians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyrrhus Deep. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Comia Noraconian economy, worth a remarkable 4,226 trillion Drachimas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 319,263 Drachimas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Pyrrhus Deep Film Festival recently voted 'Comia Noraconian Getting Hit By Football' as best film, many aides in Overseer Amulius Flavus's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, and Overseer Amulius Flavus reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Comia Noracon's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Comia Noracon is ranked 509^th in the world and 1^st in Montreal for Lowest Crime Rates, with 196.48 law-abiding acts per hour.