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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,389thHighest Economic Output: 1,435thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,490th
The Republic of
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Fight For The Lost!
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Coltvania

Population30.121 billion

CapitalValencia
LeaderLord Regent Colton
FaithAbbey Of The Coltvanian People

Currencycoltvanian doller
Animalkiller guinea pig

The Republic of Coltvania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Regent Colton with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 30.121 billion Coltvanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valencia. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Coltvanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,911 trillion coltvanian dollers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 262,667 coltvanian dollers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The secret ingredient is love (and MSG), children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coltvania's national animal is the killer guinea pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Abbey Of The Coltvanian People.

Coltvania is ranked 166,132nd in the world and 627th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 113.95987151008 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,389thHighest Economic Output: 1,435thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,490thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,865thLargest Governments: 2,021stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,262ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,391stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,674thFattest Citizens: 2,877thLowest Crime Rates: 2,955thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,040thSmartest Citizens: 3,087thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,225thMost Developed: 3,315thLargest Mining Sector: 3,889thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,001stMost Cultured: 4,258thLargest Populations: 4,405thMost Efficient Economies: 4,523rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,561stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,055thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,375thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,572ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,695thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,007thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,015thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,698thRudest Citizens: 6,894thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,916thLargest Black Market: 8,054thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,379thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,673rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,460thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,741stHighest Food Quality: 12,773rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,837thTop
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Most Inclusive: 16,328thNudest: 16,398thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,854thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,637thMost Patriotic: 20,184thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,068thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 29,437th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionRudest Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 35th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 42nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 45th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 46th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Governments: 48th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 50th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Cultured: 54th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionNudest: 56th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 60th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 63rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 69th in the regionMost Developed: 77th in the regionMost Devout: 81st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 89th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 105th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 118th in the regionMost Patriotic: 132nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Coltvania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Coltvania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Coltvania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Coltvania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Coltvania's influence in The Communist Bloc rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Coltvania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Coltvania's influence in The Communist Bloc rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Coltvania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Coltvania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Coltvania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.

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