The Constitutional Monarchy of Coltpower is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tsar Alexei Nikolaevich Romanov II with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 14.19 billion Coltpowerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Petersburg. The average income tax rate is 2.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Coltpowerian economy, worth a remarkable 5,436 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 383,101 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Coltpower with a very polite populace, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, and little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Coltpower's national animal is the War horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Russian Eastern Orthodox.

Coltpower is ranked 224,628^th in the world and 9^th in Brannackia for Most Extreme, scoring 2.8 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.